Oppo vigilante squad

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 06/10/2015 at 15:40 • Filed to: None

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unite! Mon night a total of 30 cars were broken into in my neighborhood, last night they got another 5 in a slightly different neighborhood. Look at this shit - how is that Tercel (or Corolla, whatever) owner going to have the loot to fix that? What could you possibly get out of it that is worth getting caught for? Anyone wants to come up and creep with me bring your pitchforks and torches. Assholes

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 15:43

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What did they think they were going to get from the Tercel?

Patrick Nichols > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 15:45

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Fact #1: All people have assholes.

Fact #2: Some people are assholes.

Berang > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 15:46

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Here’s an idea. Get one of those big burlap sacks with a $ on it. Leave it on the front seat. But of course instead of money - you’ve filled it with dildos and a note which reads “go fuck yourself”.

Set up a camera to watch the car and get ready for youtube gold.

505Turbeaux > Berang 06/10/2015 at 15:50

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haha hopefully enough to find me Peugeot replacement glass so my insurance company doesnt write it off :)

505Turbeaux > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/10/2015 at 15:51

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a full ashtray full of butts and empty diet pepsi cans?

TheHondaBro > Patrick Nichols 06/10/2015 at 15:52

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Fact #3: Assholes.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 15:53

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Leave your car with the windows down and unlocked.

Or sleep in it with your gun

DrJohannVegas > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 15:56

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Damn. I’m headed up your way for a wedding in a few weeks. Definitely getting extra coverage on the rental.

Oh, and I’ll pack my pitchfork in my checked bag.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 15:56

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a total of 30 cars...another 5

Freakin’ kids these days, never live up to the first day on the job. Sure it’s all “rah rah rob 30 cars” the first night, but by the second? Five. GTFO.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/10/2015 at 15:56

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In 2008-2011 I owned a 1998 Volvo v70 AWD (with some turbo mods and a gummed up PCV system), and I also owned (and still do) camera equipment worth approximately twice, maybe three-times the value of the car.

I kept said camera equipment in the car at all times because (unlike my apartment(s) (or lack thereof as I was homeless for some overlap of all these things) ) It locked securely, was insured, and had a functional alarm... I also hid it well, under plaid blankets and peices of oil-stained cardboard (which also came in handy when I had to fix it on the side of the road or replace all the break lines in the parking lot of a TD Bank on a Sunday afternoon after having parts delivered there by a confused-looking Advance Autoparts driver...)

Maybe the theif was operating under the assumption that said cheap/beat/rusty Toyota owner also did such ill-advised things... they could also have just been jack-wads.

Berang > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 15:57

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You’d be the city’s hero they’d have to buy you a whole second peugeot.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 06/10/2015 at 15:58

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Yeah, I had all of my sound kit stolen from the trunk of my 1993 beat to hell Accord in 2006 or so. Nothing visible, clearly a cheap piece of shit, but it didn’t stop them. That sucked.

JGrabowMSt > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 16:00

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Pitchforks and torches? Weaksauce.

Aluminum bats and steel chains is more appropriate.

I’d stay up all night and have a dashcam running as well. Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.

505Turbeaux > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 06/10/2015 at 16:00

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I have left it unlocked actually last night just in case with absolutely nothing in it and the faceplate off the stereo

Gun is tricky because if he wasn’t a threat it would me murder, and 505 doesn’t want to report to you from behind bars

505Turbeaux > DrJohannVegas 06/10/2015 at 16:01

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where you going to be up here?

Berang > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 06/10/2015 at 16:02

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I’m sure the meth is making them do these things. Or crack. Maybe both. “ this rusty tercel looks like it may have items I can pawn within it - if only there were a way I could take a look inside- better smash these transparent glass windows! ”

horspowr1001 > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 16:07

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Bait him with a Cannondale bike frame in a wagon!

Patrick Nichols > Berang 06/10/2015 at 16:09

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This is northern New England, mostly just heroin here

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Patrick Nichols 06/10/2015 at 16:17

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There’s the odd Meth here and there, but yes, Crack is very rare and Heroin is cheap (cheaper than weed most times) and redily available in these parts...

RallyWrench > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 16:29

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Well, it is called Marginal Way...

That fucking sucks.

Patrick Nichols > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 06/10/2015 at 16:39

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True its starting to creep into NH by me. My mom is a kindergarten teacher and one student in the school openly told faculty that the parents were okay with them being around when they were smoking weed, but they had to go upstairs when the parents were smoking meth...

The land of the live free or die is definitely changing

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 17:12

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Its almost as if the guy doing it knows how to cause the most damage. Slashing a top and busting a quarter window cost more than a full window. What a jackass. Can’t wait for him to get his comeuppance.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > horspowr1001 06/10/2015 at 17:37

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Oddly specific, 90s Cannondale frames?

505Turbeaux > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 06/10/2015 at 18:59

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total truth, and more of a bitch to install too

DrJohannVegas > 505Turbeaux 06/10/2015 at 19:37

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Ping me at this username at gmail. I’ll share the details.